Dear Social Media,Before I discovered you a couple years ago, I used to fill my time with useless activities like reading a book, volunteering, playing soccer or watching TV with a cup of steaming hot...
To My Procrastinated Paper,If letters had timestamps, this one would say 6:53 a.m. I’m sitting in City Diner, because the library closed hours ago. The sound of the morning news buzzes in my ear. The...
Dear Freshmen and Aspiring RAs,I know that you all dream of living in the most luxurious dorm on campus, but let me tell you about the hidden gem known as Irby Hall. Designed to resemble a steamboat, Irby...
Dear Girl Dancing with My Crush at the Boot,To quote the great Kelly Kapoor: "I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"Listen, I'm going to try to give you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe,...
Dear Suitemates,Do you hear that annoying sound? It started out as a few light taps, a polite sound, really. But now it’s something louder and more pressing. It’s almost as if there is someone trying...
Dear Feeling Fishers,
As someone who's made the choice to be emotionally vacant, displays of emotion tend to make me uncomfortable. Blame my WASP heritage. I can cope with a very select few emotions,...
Dear New Year's Eve,For some arbitrary reason, everyone subscribes to this cooked-up, grandiose idea that you're supposed to be a magical evening, with kisses at midnight and bubbling champagne bottles....
