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Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Satire

Exotic animal races take place annually, which many Tulane students watch.

In defense of animal racing 

Beau McBride, Columnist  March 26, 2025

There was an exotic animal race last month at the Fair Grounds Race Course & Slots, in which jockeys mounted ostriches, zebras and camels and yanked them along the track for 100 yards or so, to the...

Students participate in class.

Letter on participation points

Beau McBride, Columnist March 19, 2025

I just received from one of my correspondents one of the most vicious letters I have ever read. It is fifteen hundred words of pure scorn. From its rambling quality, I surmise it was scribbled out in one...

Midnight fancies

Midnight fancies

Beau McBride, Columnist March 13, 2025

I once resolved, at three in the morning, to rise with the sun and run five miles as the first step in a renewed effort at athletic excellence. It seemed obvious at the moment for me to set my alarm for...

The art of introduction 

Beau McBride, Columnist March 12, 2025

There was once a secretary of state who was asked to give an address at a Thanksgiving dinner. He began, “You have been giving your attention to a turkey stuffed with sage; you are now about to consider...

Options in men can be limited

SATIRE | Letter from a Female Tulanian

Beau McBride, Columnist February 19, 2025

I have just received an astonishing letter from one of my female readers pertaining to the dynamic between men and women at Tulane, and I feel obliged, lest her sentiments go unheard, to share it with...

Some notes are much too long.

SATIRE | Notetaking

Beau McBride, Columnist February 19, 2025

There is nothing more distracting to me when I am sitting in class than a pen and paper. Try as I might to focus, I am soon struck by a random thought and begin to scribble it out. For this reason, I keep...

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