For the generation that was proclaimed to be the most progressive in our nation's history, and deemed to “save the planet”, America post 2024 election has proven that Generation Z is not as progressive...
In late January of 2025, a trend emerged, stemming from an unlikely source: an Etsy review of a bikini. In the review, the buyer included a picture of them wearing it with their pubic hair on display,...
There is a particular kind of silence that comes after a teacher realizes they cannot say what needs to be said. Not because the words do not exist, but because someone higher up has decided that saying...
“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Martin Luther King Jr. wrote these words several...
I counted down the days until the New Orleans Book Festival. Months ahead, its banner fluttered across the Lavin-Bernick Center for University Life, promising a celebration of literature, stories and voices....
Investment banking is arguably the most desired field in finance right now. Large investment banks such as Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and J.P. Morgan had investment banking internship acceptance rates...
The Tulane University community has experienced The New Orleans Book Festival by reading new books and listening to different speakers. However, due to the unrest which arose from protests over the Israel-Hamas...
Marshall McDonough Darden, Amazon and DeVos Family Distinguished Chair in Mathematics
• April 2, 2025
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I am not only speaking for myself in this piece. I am speaking on behalf of many...
Michael Fatts, Executive Assistant to the President
• April 2, 2025
This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
With minimal progress in rankings, Tulane University has slipped out of the public’s...
This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
Tulane University is widely acknowledged for its success in two areas — being...
This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
This Monday, Tulane University revealed that it has purchased every single inch...
To the Tulane community,
This past year, we joined several hundred Tulane University faculty in criticizing the university’s response to on-campus protests — chiefly on the deployment of multiple...
