OPINION | Tulane should relocate its campus
October 27, 2021
In February 2021, President Mike Fitts and a panel of Tulane University leadership met to discuss what the university was doing to combat climate change. The panel assured its audience that Tulane was meeting its greenhouse gas emission goals and was on track to introduce more electric shuttles to campus by next year. However, it remains unclear how serious Tulane is about preventing the worst effects of environmental catastrophe from completely destroying the community.
The immediate responses being deployed on campus are unfortunately not real solutions to such an urgent problem. Climate change should be treated as an inevitable part of future life, and the university must consider more drastic options accordingly. Tulane should figure out a way to cure, not cope — that is, if the current administration cares about Tulane’s longevity.
If the administration does care, Tulane should relocate itself inland immediately. Using less water on the quads or designing new buildings to foster more natural light are nice talking points, but how effective will these kinds of changes actually be at thwarting the resolve of the Gulf of Mexico to consume the city?
Some estimates warn that New Orleans will be submerged underwater in as early as 40 years, and Tulane stands to lose everything if this happens. Should Tulane uproot from New Orleans, the community could suffer from brief homesickness but would possess the possible legacy of survival.
The school’s relocation would not manifest as the abrupt movement of enrolled students and faculty to a different campus. Instead, a freshman class of pioneers who have not developed a relationship with New Orleans would trailblaze this new Tulane.
Former students would understandably be discomforted by a Tulane separate from New Orleans, but they could take solace in knowing Tulane’s ethos and status would be preserved despite having to sacrifice its geographic and cultural history.
This process would be long and arduous, so starting as soon as possible would be best. Could a satellite campus be established in a similarly sized city? Austin, Texas, for example, looks nice.
The university is constantly refurbishing and developing its infrastructure. Why not begin using these funds to support a new campus elsewhere?
Maybe Tulane could purchase and merge with a smaller college to cushion the culture shock felt by the residents of whichever town would be tasked with hosting the student body. Granted, students in the years leading up to this mass exodus would be slightly shortchanged by Tulane’s “colony” and its need for resources, but it is a necessary price to pay to keep the school alive for posterity.
Tulane students and native New Orleanians have long wrestled with Tulane’s incongruous presence in the city. The stark social and economic disparities that cause this incongruity are unlikely to go away as income gaps between the rich and poor widen in the US. If no escape plan is hatched, Tulane will continue to exist as a dissonant enclave until it does not anymore. Tulane should use its new electric vehicles to scout a location in a different city.
WM • May 10, 2022 at 11:10 am
Most arguments for the move are (1) being faced by similarly situated institutions who are weathering them well and (2) do not appear to have a major impact on Tulane given the competitiveness and quality its most recent entering class profile. Because that is the case, the only item remaining would be the impact on climate change on New Orleans, which is certainly valid, however, Tulane would not be the only major institution facing that issue so Tulane would likely benefit from being part of the solution to the issue as opposed to abandoning the regtion.
Washed Up Alum • Nov 8, 2021 at 9:44 am
Having a peer or two read an article before publishing is a practice that must’ve been missed here. It’s incredibly telling that you find the solution to a crisis to be to run away from it and leave a struggling community behind rather than to use your resources to mitigate the crisis and work to find solutions for the city. Also, Austin? Lol
Tucker Allen • Nov 3, 2021 at 9:08 pm
A provocative article from Mr. Messing, which seems to be too sober of an assessment for the other commenters here to admit. The reality of Tulane and the City of New Orleans situation is dire, and this consideration is not at all outrageous. It is necessary.
Chris • Nov 3, 2021 at 7:14 pm
This is the most ridiculous piece of “journalism” I’ve ever encountered. Get a life, a grip and a new subject to study kid.
CC • Nov 3, 2021 at 4:26 pm
I am laughing violently. This piece pairs *extremely* well with all of the pieces that have been run over the years along the lines of “Tulane should stop being a bubble of privilege that the New Orleans community frankly doesn’t care for.” For years and years Tulane has profited off of New Orleans’ party image while generally creating a stream of nuisances for locals and refusing to divest from fossil fuels. It would be just like them to pack up and geaux somewhere else.
Robert • Nov 11, 2021 at 9:11 am
I think Abe is just Messing around with us.
T • Nov 1, 2021 at 9:26 pm
Given the hurricane season and global warming:
Why not start school on October 1st 2022 and avoid 7 weeks of Hurricane season
Andrew • Oct 29, 2021 at 4:17 am
An eye catcher – until the silliness of this temporary N.O. resident by way of student affiliation becomes all too obvious. Tulane will simply “live and die” a New Orleanian Institution. Too suggest that Tulane has no soul – and both Tulane and N.O. would survive if not thrive if separated at the conjoined hip is beyond the reasoning perspective of the so-called writer. Maybe this student should transfer to Univ. of Miami or Columbia, or to more than a dozen California brand-name universities which face a thirsty fate exacerbated by wild-fires. Oh yes, that and the occasional earthquake – never mind the inevitable BIG ONE.
Just Talkin' • Oct 29, 2021 at 1:49 pm
Silly is the operative term. Is not one at the Hullaballoo serious-minded?
Noah Rahman • Oct 29, 2021 at 4:47 pm
This student also needs to take an English class.