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Our story begins, like many do, at the club. I'd been abroad for approximately...
Dear Snapchat Discovery Page,
You have me caught in a toxic loop.
The Saturday morning routine begins with being abruptly woken up by the air horn you put for an alarm. Next comes a social media...
Dear Lactose Intolerants,
For many Tulane students, Bruff is more than a cafeteria. It is a home, a social gathering place, a center for the Tulane community. Nothings brings college students together...
With his “Kid Gorgeous” tour in full swing, comedian John Mulaney graced the stage of the Mahalia Jackson Theater for the Performing Arts for two shows at 7 and 10 p.m. this past Sunday.
With three...
Justin is a pseudonym used in this story so the subject is able to show his face on campus.
I was at one of my first Greek events after joining a sorority freshman year when I met the love of my life....
Dear Princeton Review subscribers,
One of the expectations of attending Tulane is partying. Partying is great. Throw a little vat in ya, and have a magical night you won't remember. Key word here is...
Thirty-six condoms. Three weeks. One clogged toilet.
My sensual novella began the summer before college. My boyfriend pressured me into buying the condoms this time – an awkward experience we both dreaded....
Dear Satire Literalists,
Regular readers of The Hullabaloo will know we run this "Airing of Grievances" column weekly. It is designed to offer a humorous, witty and sometimes satirical take on a [sometimes...
A couple days ago, I was hanging at my house with my friend with whom I also do sex stuff. He was hungry, so I let him eat some leftover pasta I had made a few nights prior. He really loves spicy food,...
Luke is a pseudonym used in this story to protect my mother's mahjong group dynamic.
I am a big fan of Tinder. I think it's fun to actually follow through and meet up with my matches. So one night...
Dear Staff of the Boot & Boot Store,
You've finally done it, after all these years. It's the cataclysm we've always suspected, sensed looming on the horizon, but always hoped would never come to...
Dear sheetcakers, Tina Fey sympathizers and Co.,
As an unapologetic fan of both "Saturday Night Live" and "Weekend Update" co-host Michael Che, I was pretty excited when I saw that the summer edition...
