Dear Halloween,Believe me when I say we used to be friends. As a kid, nothing was better than free candy, especially when all I had to do was play dress-up. But now, as an adult, you're nothing more than...

Dear Bruff,It's time to talk. First of all, I see what's going on and I'm not falling for it. You got a new look, and I'll be honest — I was impressed when I first saw it. A new paint job, a little...