This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After careful consideration of Tulane University’s tight budget and environmental...

Tulane has a long tradition of caring for its cats. From the monument erected after Cow Cat’s death last January to the cat condos in the Academic Quadrangle, the university has established itself...

Some students wake up to an alarm clock or the sun coming through an open window. Senior Branden Hentrich wakes up to his pet cat sitting on his face and loudly meowing. Hentrich isn't the only student...