This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University is widely acknowledged for its success in two areas — being...

Entering The Malkin Sacks Commons on a Sunday evening, swarms of students closely file between the salad bar and the taco line. The white surfaces of long, communal tables are almost entirely covered...

Thousands of meal-plan wielding students file through The Malkin Sacks Commons every day. Returning sophomores may be pleasantly surprised to find the Commons upgraded with the Adobo Cantina Latin...

After almost 60 years of Bruff Commons serving as the place for Tulane students to unwind with food and friends between classes, students were able to enter the doors of the new 77,000 square foot Dining...

The Tulane University Commons is currently under construction and slated to open its doors in 2019. Consisting of three stories and boasting 77,000 square-feet of area, the Commons will include multipurpose...