This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
In a groundbreaking and terrifying discovery, the Tulane University School of...
Tulane University often advertises the illustrious nightlife of New Orleans but, for obvious reasons, chooses to not discuss the pervasive hookup culture it often entails. At our school, it is becoming...
Next month, the Health Center for Student Care will be piloting a new program to replace the Get Yourself Tested initiative, which had previously provided students with free and comprehensive testing for...
