Make things right, Tulane.

On Wednesday, the Commencement Planning Committee crushingly announced that the class of 2020 would not walk across the stage of the Mercedes-Benz Superdome during graduation, a moment each student comes to eagerly anticipate.

Instead, the underwhelming Yulman Stadium awaits. Though we’re disappointed, there’s a way to remedy the situation:

Give us a rockstar commencement speaker.

Hullabaloo staff members shared their ideal picks for May’s ceremony.