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In a decision that’s left seniors questioning both reality and their browser...
Lindsay Ruhl, Breaking News Editor
• March 22, 2024
Tulane University announced Pulitzer Prize-winning author and historian Jon Meacham as the 2024 commencement speaker on Friday.
Meacham will deliver the keynote address on May 18 at the...
Haley Soares, Senior Staff Reporter
• March 26, 2021
This morning, March 26, 2021, Tulane University President Mike Fitts announced that the Class of 2021 commencement ceremony would be held virtually due to continuing COVID-19 concerns.
The virtual...
Tulane President Mike Fitts sent out an email to seniors this morning alerting them of changes to this year's commencement ceremony due to the COVID-19 pandemic. A virtual ceremony will take place on the...
The past few days have given many of us time for reflection. Sitting in my apartment, I thought about my experience since beginning college. I’ve never had a hard time getting started, whether it be...
If you’re reading this article, take a deep breath. Okay, now take another one.
Fall break is upon us. Two months into a tumultuous semester, the Tulane community now faces ample opportunity to relax,...
Make things right, Tulane.
On Wednesday, the Commencement Planning Committee crushingly announced that the class of 2020 would not walk across the stage of the Mercedes-Benz Superdome during graduation,...
Apple CEO Tim Cook spoke last week at commencement, sending off the Class of 2019. Cook has had no shortage of successes in his career, especially in his current role as the chief executive officer of...
Few life events are as consequential or memorable as a college graduation. Each year, Tulane hosts graduation in New Orleans' massive Mercedes-Benz Superdome and puts on a ceremony meant to match the significance...
Today, President Fitts announced that Apple CEO Tim Cook will be the Class of 2019’s keynote commencement speaker on May 18 in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome.
"At Tulane, we are committed to addressing...
Eager parents, relatives and loved ones streamed into the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on May 19, taking their seats in anticipation of the Tulane University's Unified Commencement Ceremony.
Members of...
Last week, Tulane announced that Rachel Dolezal, notorious for being one of the first transracial leaders of the NAACP, will be the commencement speaker for the Class of 2018.
Students across the campus...
