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Airing of Grievances: Post-graduation plans

Airing of Grievances: Post-graduation plans

Cadence Neenan, Senior Staff Reporter

April 4, 2019

Dear “So What Are You Doing After Graduation?,” At first, I barely thought of you. We skated through junior year of college as mere acquaintances, an afterthought in conversations with distant relatives and people who mistook me for a senior. We were amicable, yet distant, and all was well. ...

FULLABALOO: Business Majors ‘tired of walking,’ move Frat House inside of B-School

Hanson Dai | Art Associate

Tara Nored, Staff Reporter

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It was a typical Monday morning in the Goldring/Woldenberg Complex. Business School Dean Justin McElroy sat down w...

Halfway there: Week of programming celebrates sophomores

Sophomore week 2018 | Courtesy of Tulane University

Taylor DeMulling, Senior Staff Reporter

March 27, 2019

Some people enter college with a sense of certainty, a long-established life plan in which they knew their major well before they knew which school they’d study it at. Others view the major declaration date – a sophomore rite of passage – as a fast-approaching deadline dictating their entire...

FULLABALOO: Student confused about “Give Green” campaign accidentally solves climate change

Ashley Chen | Layout Editor

Hannah Erbrick, Arcade Editor

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane hosted its second annual “Give Green” campaign on Tuesday, March 19. “Give Green: A Day for the ...

Crawfest 2019 promises music, crawfish, good vibes

Cori Shalit, Arcade Editor

March 27, 2019

It’s that time of year. Second semester is winding down faster than we can figure out how to start eating a crawfish. You guessed it, Crawfest 2019 is coming up, and it’s going to be crustaceous. For those of you who don’t know, Crawfest is an annual festival located right on Tulane University...

FULLABALOO: Venmo serves as modern solution to modern problems

FULLABALOO: Venmo serves as modern solution to modern problems

Grace Yang and Hannah Erbrick

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It’s Friday afternoon. Jess skipped class to pick out what she’s going to wear to the Zeta Beta Tomato pa...

Tulane Studios opens first big show

Poster designed by Libby Tisler

Cori Shalit, Arcade Editor

March 14, 2019

This Saturday, Tulane Studios, “a music performance and collaboration space” for Tulane students, will be presenting its biggest show yet. Performing live at The Willow, six acts have been preparing for an exciting performance.   Libby Tisler, one of the solo acts, was in charge of booking the ...

Airing of Grievances: Back from abroad

Burke Joslin, Staff Reporter

February 28, 2019

Dear Tulane Community, You’re in danger. I don’t have much time to explain, but please, for your own safety, heed what I’m about to tell you. Lock your doors, hide your booze, make your Instagram private and, for the love of Mike Fitts and all else that is unholy, get out while you can. The ...

Speakeasy: TULAG’s take on mafia mysteries

Speakeasy: TULAG’s take on mafia mysteries

Hannah Erbrick, Arcade Editor

February 20, 2019

  "Itʼs the Roaring Twenties, and corruption is on the rise in your city. The Mob rules the streets, and its reach extends even further — to the police force, the courts and even City Hall. The Mobʼs crews of thieves, hitmen, bootleggers, dirty lawyers, speakeasy owners, con artists and cops on the take thin...

Tulane student helps produce Oscar-nominated documentary

Tulane student helps produce Oscar-nominated documentary

Hannah Erbrick, Arcade Editor

February 7, 2019

People grow up hearing that they can make a difference. They learn that their voice is powerful and that one person can change the world. As students get older, it can be harder and harder to keep that little flame of hope burning when it seems like the world is past changing, especially for a seemingl...

Airing of Grievances: Bruff Humor

Jacob Arroyo | Contributing Artist

Alex Calloway, Staff Reporter

February 6, 2019

Dear “Raw Chicken” Punchlines, Did you know every time a Bruff joke rings, a meme account gets its wings? Everyone has heard them. Forget the AutoNation Cure Bowl – Tulane’s most popular sport is seeing how many words it takes to deliver the same thesis: “Bruff is bad.” The jokes...

Life is Bruff: DIY Relaxation

Emma Vaughters | Layout Editor

Hannah Erbrick, Arcade Editor

January 30, 2019

Take a deep breath and close your eyes. Go to your happy place. What do you hear? The rush of the ocean? The chirping of songbirds? Or perhaps … the bustle of a dining hall? Students might think their happy place is somewhere like the beach or a lush meadow, but it could actually be closer than yo...