The Tulane Hullabaloo

Students react to Gender Inclusive Housing limitations

Students react to Gender Inclusive Housing limitations

Canela López, Senior Staff Reporter

April 11, 2019

*Tabitha is a sophomore who wishes to remain anonymous. Amid the chaos and stress of preparing for her first year at Tulane University, sophomore Tabitha* felt a rock in the pit of her stomach while checking her student housing portal. Tabitha, a transgender woman, opened her browser to see that...

Goat to try it: Tulane to host free yoga class

Goat to try it: Tulane to host free yoga class

Grace Yang, Staff Reporter

April 10, 2019

If you like staying limber and yearn for the simplicity of farm life, Campus Recreation has the activity for you. On April 18, Campus Recreation will be hosting Twilight Goat Yoga. No, this does not mean you should pull out your Team Jacob or Team Edward merch, but do bring a yoga mat, towel, water bot...

Africana fashion: serving looks, untold history and resistance

Africana fashion: serving looks, untold history and resistance

Hugo Fajardo, Intersections Editor

April 10, 2019

“My personal motto is: ‘You look good, you feel good, you do good,’” senior Abi Mbaye said. “Fashion is a way for me to empower myself. It is a way for me to take up space and be seen in the way that I want to be seen — especially when you exist in a space where you are invisible and hypervisible at t...

Athletics drops ball on equality: Examining disparities between men’s, women’s collegiate athletics

Athletics drops ball on equality: Examining disparities between men’s, women’s collegiate athletics

Colleen Drangines and Olivia Henderson

April 10, 2019

In November a complaint was filed against the Newcomb College Institute claiming the organization discriminated against men on Tulane’s campus. Little attention, however, has been brought to the disparities in Tulane athletics’ allocation of resources in relation to gender.A 2017 report from th...

Tulane’s silence on Bayou Bridge, beyond

Tulane’s silence on Bayou Bridge, beyond

Justin Marcano, Views Editor

April 4, 2019

After a three-year long crawl, the Bayou Bridge Pipeline is officially operational. The pipeline began to flow crude oil across the southeastern portion of Louisiana — from Lake Charles to St. James Parish — on Monday. Unfortunately, it was not an April Fools’ prank. The cold reality — snaking...

Lana del Rey, unexpected gay icon

Lana del Rey, unexpected gay icon

Grace Yang, Contributing Writer

April 3, 2019

Lana Del Rey is known for her edgy, entrancing alternative music. Her sound, though often categorized as indie, also fits comfortably into the mainstream music scene. Many know her hit “Summertime Sadness,” which dominated radio stations in the summer of 2013.In bridging the pop-alt divide, her music of...

Incoming men’s basketball coach Ron Hunter impresses during introductory press

Incoming men’s basketball coach Ron Hunter impresses during introductory press

Julian Bombard, Senior Staff Reporter

April 3, 2019

When Ron Hunter was introduced as the 25th  head coach of Tulane men’s basketball at Devlin Fieldhouse, he immediately made his intentions clear.“I’m going to the tournament,” Hunter said, before looking at the returning players, sitting in the front row. “If y'all don't want to go, t...

Tulane College Democrats to host National CDA summer convention

Tulane College Democrats to host National CDA summer convention

Sanjali De Silva, Senior Staff Reporter

April 3, 2019

The 60th annual College Democrats of America summer convention will be hosted by Tulane College Democrats in September 2019.College Democrats of Louisiana is a new federation, only starting this year. But despite the club’s recent inception, they were able to send nine students to the winter...

FULLABALOO: Tulane student finds source of New Orleans’ drainage problem

FULLABALOO: Tulane student finds source of New Orleans’ drainage problem

Josheigh Püe, Senior Staff Reporter

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.It started off like any other evening during Mardi Gras for business school student Marky Markaby. After cracking ...

FULLABALOO: Tulane student discovers she can be bisexual and racist simultaneously

FULLABALOO: Tulane student discovers she can be bisexual and racist simultaneously

Mulatto Forever, CEO of Bulschitt LLC

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.College is a time of great personal discovery when many self-truths may come to light. At Tulane and instituti...

FULLABALOO: Business Majors ‘tired of walking,’ move Frat House inside of B-School

FULLABALOO: Business Majors ‘tired of walking,’ move Frat House inside of B-School

Tara Nored, Staff Reporter

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.It was a typical Monday morning in the Goldring/Woldenberg Complex. Business School Dean Justin McElroy sat down w...

FULLABALOO: Letter to the Editor: Hey I Still Have Your Juul

FULLABALOO: Letter to the Editor: Hey I Still Have Your Juul

Johnson Smith, Like, I guess a writer, I dunno dude

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.Yo, what’s up guys. So I was reading a previous issue of The Hullabaloo, and it was like, making me think or whate...