Emily Meyer, Senior Staff Reporter
• February 25, 2018
The weight of living can often feel heavy as we carry with us the stress of the major issues that plague society today, from social concerns to environmental disasters. Many of these important societal...
Dear Snapchat Discovery Page,
You have me caught in a toxic loop.
The Saturday morning routine begins with being abruptly woken up by the air horn you put for an alarm. Next comes a social media...
Dear Lactose Intolerants,
For many Tulane students, Bruff is more than a cafeteria. It is a home, a social gathering place, a center for the Tulane community. Nothings brings college students together...
Dear Princeton Review subscribers,
One of the expectations of attending Tulane is partying. Partying is great. Throw a little vat in ya, and have a magical night you won't remember. Key word here is...
Dear Satire Literalists,
Regular readers of The Hullabaloo will know we run this "Airing of Grievances" column weekly. It is designed to offer a humorous, witty and sometimes satirical take on a [sometimes...
Dear Staff of the Boot & Boot Store,
You've finally done it, after all these years. It's the cataclysm we've always suspected, sensed looming on the horizon, but always hoped would never come to...
Dear Freshman 15,
How are you still a thing? In an age of body positivity and self-empowerment it baffles my mind that your gloomy prophecy of weight gain still exists. You’re tacky and I hate you.
Surrounded...
Dear Confused Colonists,
I can handle you driving on the wrong side of the road, your childish refusal to see gin as the mother's milk it is and even living in a city founded by dirty Frenchmen. I cannot,...
Dear TUSTEP dog sitters, walkers and owners,
Quick question – I promise this will only take a moment of your time. It's about something very personal that's been bothering me for a while now, and...
Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
• January 19, 2017
Dear Sinister Cyclists,
I find myself writing a second letter to you, because not only did you fail to take my previous message to heart, you've managed to get worse. That, and I have a car now.
Before,...
Dear Zeus,As a freshman at Tulane, I've had to adjust to many new aspects of college life over the past month, from finances and laundry, to academic and social pressures. Each week I have to decide when...
Dear Suburban Posers,We have returned to school, a cesspool of fellow Tulanians all just "rolling [in the] wave" and trying not to drown. There are thousands of new people to meet every year and everywhere...
