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  • The Green Wave started conference play 1-0 with a win against the University of Alabama at Birmingham on Saturday, Sept. 30, 2023.

    Football

    Tulane starts conference play 1-0, beating UAB 35-23

  • Strong City plays host to underprivileged families

    Arcade

    Strong City plays host to underprivileged families

  • Tulane and Loyola Universities campuses are not affected by the boil water advisory but off-campus residences lie in the affected zone.

    City

    Boil water advisory issued in part of Uptown

  • Sophi Tomasulo

    Arcade

    Masked Violence Volume II opens in Woldenberg Art Center

  • OPINION | Clean eating diets pose risks

    Views

    OPINION | Clean eating diets pose risks

  • Graphic by Mia Mancheski

    Arcade

    Quality over quantity: CDs’ gradual resurgence

  • Michael Pratt and Lawrence Keys III celebrate a play on Sept. 23, 2023 against Nicholls State.

    Football

    Catching waves: Pratt’s new record, an ex-colonel

  • Tulanes $150 million deal with LCMC to sell them three hospitals will proceed after court ruling.

    City

    Federal court allows LCMC purchase of Tulane hospitals

  • Extreme weather in New Orleans as well as campus construction create changes for Tulanes beloved campus cats.

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    OPINION | Caring for Tulane’s campus cats 

  • Graphic by Mylie Bluhm

    Arcade

    “Hell is a Teenage Girl” in Olivia Rodrigo’s “Guts”

  • Elon Musk is the owner of X and a self proclaimed “free speech absolutist.” But do his personal beliefs and authority as a public figure enable the posting of derogatory hate speech on his platform?

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    OPINION | Elon Musk’s free speech hypocrisy has gone too far

  • Andrew Messina said the most valuable part of his time at Tulane was the connections he made with peers and alumni.

    News

    Tulane alum, Disney exec talks post-grad success

  • Tulane announces preparation for potential saltwater intrusion

    City

    Tulane announces preparation for potential saltwater intrusion

  • Lance Robinson races past a Nicholls State player during the matchup at Yulman Stadium on Sept. 23, 2023.

    Football

    Tulane continues streak, beats Nicholls State

  • New Orleans Fire and Tulane Police were on the scene of a reported fire in Percival Stern Hall on Sept. 22, 2023.

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    Fire reported in Stern Hall prompts brief evacuation Friday

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The Tulane Hullabaloo

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The Tulane Hullabaloo

All content by Tyler Mead

Queue: Best of British

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
April 9, 2017
Larry Murphy (left) and H Jon Benjamin (right) performed at McAlister Auditorium Wednesday March 22.

H Jon Benjamin’s comedic voice stands above

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
March 27, 2017
Airing of Grievances: Mirren Mix-Up

Airing of Grievances: Mirren Mix-Up

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
March 9, 2017

Airing of Grievances: Sinister Cyclists

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
January 19, 2017

Airing of Grievances: UberEATS

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
November 17, 2016
A visitor pays homage to Marie Laveau at her tomb in St. Louis No. 1 Cemetery.

Know your NOLA: the queen of voodoo

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
October 27, 2016

Clown rumors create sense of danger

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Writer
October 5, 2016
Airing Serving and slaving

Airing of Grievances: Serving and slaving

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
August 30, 2016

Airing of Grievances: Confounding Coinage

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
April 12, 2016
Dear Campus Couples,Do less. All of these public displays of affection and constant chatter about how much you love your better half is driving everyone insane. Does anyone really care about the relationship that consumes your life?  These vomitus-pairs hold hands walking down McAlister Drive, making the walk to class for other students nearly impossible. That iron grip a couple shares is physically impossible to break. Why willingly suction-cup your hands to someone elses super clammy, sweaty hands?Staring blissfully into each others eyes while sharing a plate of fries at a dreamy date to Bruff does not seem despicable, Id much rather eat all that trans fat myself, thank you very much.Typically, City Diner dates are a drunken mistake, yet nauseating couples find some ghastly way to make it endearing. News flash: City Diner food has always tasted better drunk, not drunk in love; sorry not sorry, but you are certainly not Queen Bey.  Dont get me started on pet names. Baby, honey, babe or the oddly specific booga, (whatever that means) takes precedent over their real name, as if given names no longer hold importance whatsoever.Wearing your boogas (seriously, what does this even mean?) clothes around campus is the ultimate look at me I have a significant other, while in reality, those ill-fitting clothes never flatter.Leaving each other notes in hidden places to make their day is second nature, but to everyone else it makes them throw up faster than a Crown Roost shot.And lastly, all the hype that cuddling in a cozy extra long twin bed is comfortably satisfying is a boldface lie. No way anyone enjoys that. There is absolutely no space to move and I prefer not to wake up in a pool of my own sweat, thank you very much.More and more of these incessant couples seem to pop up, making every part of Tulane a scene out of a romantic comedy you are too embarrassed to admit you saw. Maybe Dwight Schrute from The Office was right: we do need a new plague and I volunteer all campus couples as tributes.Who actually does all these things? The sad truth, I do them all and my booga and I have no intention of ever stopping.XOXO,Boogas Gooba P.S. Can we pretend I am not one of those and still get rid of the rest?

Airing of Grievances: Feeling Fishers

Tyler Mead, Senior Staff Reporter
March 2, 2016
Mix it up with Tulane-inspired drinks

Mix it up with Tulane-inspired drinks

Tyler Mead, Print Arcade Editor
December 3, 2015

Adele’s latest album lacks fire

Tyler Mead, Print Arcade Editor
November 27, 2015

Kid’s toons to watch in dorm rooms

Tyler Mead, Print Arcade Editor
November 24, 2015

Airing of Grievances: Tinder

Tyler Mead, Arcade Editor
November 19, 2015

Judah Friedlander brings hats to campus

Tyler Mead, Print Arcade Editor
October 30, 2015

Netflix original series queue

Tyler Mead, Print Arcade Editor
August 19, 2015

The 5 people you meet at orientation

Tyler Mead, Print Arcade Editor
May 27, 2015

Game of Thrones to premiere early in McAlister

Tyler Mead, Associate Arcade Editor
April 8, 2015
Mulaney sets sights on Civic Theatre stage

Mulaney sets sights on Civic Theatre stage

Tyler Mead, Associate Arcade Editor
January 21, 2015

A stand-up against improv comedy

Tyler Mead, Associate Arcade Editor
December 3, 2014

Fitz and the Tantrums use covers to energize crowd

Tyler Mead, Associate Arcade Editor
October 17, 2014

Freshman Survival Guide

Tyler Mead, Staff Reporter
August 21, 2014
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