This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane does a lot of things right. Boasting a beautiful 110-acre urban campus,...

After being struck by lightning a few years ago, a termite infection ultimately led to the removal of Tulane’s beloved “bead tree” last spring. Tuesday, University President Mike Fitts held a ceremonial...

Tulane University announced that the beloved “bead tree” — a sizeable Nuttall oak tree covered in Mardi Gras beads that became a recognizable feature on campus — was removed from the Academic Quadrangle...