This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
At 5:30 a.m. every morning, the “Cocomelon” theme song plays at...
A long conference table dominates Patrick Norton’s eighth-floor office, in a downtown building miles away from Tulane University’s Uptown campus. A Bloomberg Terminal lies dormant at one end of the...
Tulane's campuses in New Orleans, Jefferson Parish, the Northshore and Mississippi will be closed for a second day after an unexpected snowfall Tuesday night. The university is functioning under emergency...
Jonathon Marks, Associate News Editor
• December 6, 2017
Though Tulane University was first established in 1834, it was not until 1894 that the Uptown campus underwent construction.
The institution was not officially called Tulane University until 10 years...
"When I initially visited Tulane, the first thing that struck me were the trees," freshman Grace Donahue said. "I hadn't been to any other campus that looked even remotely like Tulane's. The trees added...
