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After an impressively embarrassing Green Wave Football season, Tulane University...
Maiya Tate, Senior Staff Reporter
• August 26, 2021
In past years, Olympic seasons have been filled with all kinds of difficulties. However, these past Summer Olympics potentially faced more than any other. Even so, one of Tulane University’s very own...
Before he coached the team to fifth best in the nation last season, sailing Head Coach Charles Higgins’ journey saw him sail in competitions in the United States and around the globe, help coach...
The Tulane men’s basketball team is currently 9-9, coming off of a heartbreaking 84-81 loss to the University of Central Florida, continuing their struggle in conference games.
Despite...
As the calendar turns to February, Tulane’s sports teams continue to push onward in the most turbulent sports season in recent memory. Although football season is over, there are several teams for Tulanians...
Jake Blancher, Associate Sports Editor
• November 18, 2020
Last Saturday the Tulane football team dominated the now 6-2 Army Knights, 38-12.
The Green Wave got off to an early 14-point lead in the first quarter, including a one-play drive consisting of an...
On Oct. 7, spirits were high as Tulane women’s swimming and diving traveled to Cleveland, Mississippi, to take on the Fighting Okra of Delta State University. The Green Wave went into the weekend looking...
Through five games, the Tulane football team has had an incredibly thrilling start to the year. Last week’s heartbreaking loss to No. 17 Southern Methodist University was the latest in a season full...
Owen Scher, Associate Sports Editor
• October 15, 2020
Amidst the COVID-19-induced fall 2020 sports drought, Tulane University fans finally have another sport besides football to look forward to. Women’s swimming and diving will begin their 2020-21 season...
If you are a fan of watching Tulane University football games on major television networks, you’re in luck. Tomorrow, Oct. 8, the Tulane Green Wave football team will take on the Houston Cougars at...
Owen Scher, Associate Sports Editor
• September 30, 2020
Only three weeks into the season, the American Athletic Conference has gone through the type of drama expected with a COVID-19-affected year. Several significant pandemic-related events have already occurred...
This weekend, Tulane women’s basketball lost in the second round of the American Athletic Conference tournament, thus wrapping up their season. This season Tulane went 14-17 overall, 8-8 in conference,...
