This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In a move that has shocked animal research centers nationwide, the Tulane National...

A truck carrying rhesus lab monkeys from the Tulane National Biomedical Research Center in Covington, Louisiana, crashed on Interstate 59 on Tuesday afternoon, near Heidelberg, Mississippi.    So...

Tulane University announced on Thursday morning that the Tulane National Primate Research Center in Covington, Louisiana would be renamed as the Tulane National Biomedical Research Center. The new name...