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Nazi satire film “Jojo Rabbit”, the masterwork of Taika Waititi, made an appearance at the 30th New Orleans Film Festival this past Thursday, Oct. 17.  Waititi, hailing from New Zealand, is a multifaceted...

Whether you’re just visiting as an incoming freshman, or a senior on your way out, the Tulane University Bookstore located in the Lavin-Bernick Center for University Life has been there for you in...

"It's always been The Onion's character to berate readers and tell them that they're dumb and they don't know anything, and The Onion will tell them what they need to know. So that's always been fun,"...