This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
“I wish I could say it started because of my natural drive and...
Tulane University was founded in 1834 and the first Black students to graduate were Deidre Dumas Labat and Reynold T. Décou in 1966 and 1967, respectively. Tulane did not admit their first Black students...
Name: Astrid Culp (she/her/hers)
Year: Sophomore
Mardi Gras Plans: No parties; maybe Yardi Gras if crowds aren't bad, and I will definitely take photos of myself in the outfits I would've worn....
Emily Rubino, Contributing Writer
• September 2, 2020
In preparation for the fall 2020 semester, Tulane instituted a number of new guidelines in order to provide a safe, socially distant campus for students returning in the midst of COVID-19. One of these...
Tulane is home to many interesting people who influence the lives of students and shape the entire community. Some students, however, are only vaguely aware of the work these people do. Through our new...
CAPS for Counseling Services, Tulane University’s college counseling center, provides a variety of psychological services, from individual therapy to group discussion sessions to care coordination. CAPS’s...
Dear “Raw Chicken” Punchlines,
Did you know every time a Bruff joke rings, a meme account gets its wings?
Everyone has heard them. Forget the AutoNation Cure Bowl – Tulane’s most popular...
As students at other universities plan spring break trips to Florida beaches or on tropical cruises, Tulane students are feeling left out. At least a week off for college spring break is a given –...
Netflix has infiltrated the lives of most college students, providing us with a distracting study buddy, a demanding lunch date and an often too-time-consuming relationship.
One too many times, I’ve...
A Louisiana state budget proposal by Democratic Governor John Bel Edwards which was presented on Monday, Jan. 22, poses drastic changes to the Taylor Opportunity Program for Students (TOPS).
TOPS provides...
Last week, actor Anthony Rapp revealed that Kevin Spacey had sexually harassed him at a young age. In a public statement tweeted , he apologized for his conduct and revealed that he wanted to live...
One in five women and one in 16 men are sexually assaulted while in college, according to the National Sexual Violence Resource Center.
In a recent email to the student body, Tania Tetlow, Tulane chief...
