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After years of speculation about where Arch Manning would wind up playing...
Content Warning: The following article contains subject matter pertaining to sexual violence.
When the 2022 NFL season kicks off, I will be rooting against Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns...
Content Warning: The following article contains subject matter pertaining to sexual violence.
Former Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson has decided to waive his no-trade clause for the...
The inaugural HBCU Legacy Game was held at Yulman Stadium on the campus of Tulane University on Feb. 19. The game, presented by the Black College Football Hall of Fame, showcased the top NFL draft...
On the first day of Black History Month, former Miami Dolphins coach Brian Flores decided that he’d had enough. He filed a lawsuit against three NFL teams — the Denver Broncos, New York Giants...
At an afternoon press conference on Feb. 8, the New Orleans Saints named Dennis Allen as their next head coach, replacing Sean Payton, who was by far the winningest coach in Saints history.
A new...
Max Yazdian, Contributing Reporter
• February 11, 2022
The Jacksonville Jaguars ended the 2021 season with the worst record in the NFL. This was expected, as their preseason Super Bowl odds were +12500, nearly tied with the Cincinnati Bengals for third-worst...
At the end of the AFC divisional round game between the Buffalo Bills and the Kansas City Chiefs last month, the captains from both teams headed to midfield for the overtime coin toss. The Chiefs had...
After a less than ideal 2-10 season, Tulane University football head coach Willie Fritz needed to make some changes. It was recently announced that then-offensive coordinator Chip Long would be taking...
Jake Blancher, Associate Sports Editor
• February 2, 2022
After a divisional round that will go down in annals of NFL history for its sheer abundance of nail-biting, late-game drama, the NFL conference championship games did not disappoint.
Sunday’s...
Just one season after future Hall of Fame quarterback Drew Brees announced his retirement from football and the New Orleans Saints, Sean Payton, the head coach of the Black and Gold for the past 16...
Jake Blancher, Associate Sports Editor
• January 29, 2022
If the NFL league office hired a team of writers to script this past weekend’s divisional round contests, they likely could not have crafted more hectic, nail-biting Hollywood excitement, with each...
