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Awkward Sex Stories: Meeting the Family

Awkward Sex Stories: Meeting the Family

September 22, 2018

Okay, tonight is the night. I’m about to lose my virginity … to a cute 26-year-old guy I found on Tinder. We matched a few days before, and he kept sending me messages that had me blushing and ready to pounce on him. So, the night finally comes when we’re both free, and I decide to give sex a try ...

Awkward Sex Stories: Laughter is the best medicine (after lube)

Awkward Sex Stories: Laughter is the best medicine (after lube)

Anonymous, Staff Reporter

September 9, 2018

The Tulane Hullabaloo is a nonprofit newsroom that receives no funding from Tulane University. Consider subscribing today to support our mission. It was the first night after I’d come back for my sophomore year. I’d convinced Stephen*, my unofficial boyfriend, that I needed him to stay with ...

Awkward Sex Stories: #highschoolmemories


November 29, 2017

It feels like going home for holidays and breaks has become some sort of game. The objective: How many of my previously platonic friends can I fool around with now that I won't have to face them in the hallways of high school? There is clearly something about the thrill of doing it in your mom's baseme...

Awkward Sex Stories: Gentle Kinkiness


November 1, 2017

All Awkward Sex Stories contributors and subjects will remain anonymous to protect from future booty call or violent boob-swinging. Our story begins, like many do, at the club. I'd been abroad for approximately three days and was out with new friends. We were reveling in the cheap drinks and 90s th...

Awkward Sex Stories: Love at First Sex


October 4, 2017

Justin is a pseudonym used in this story so the subject is able to show his face on campus. I was at one of my first Greek events after joining a sorority freshman year when I met the love of my life. Not really. Not at all, actually, but I'll explain. I had brought a date to the party. I'll adm...

Awkward Sex Stories: Condom Cloggage


September 28, 2017

Thirty-six condoms. Three weeks. One clogged toilet. My sensual novella began the summer before college. My boyfriend pressured me into buying the condoms this time – an awkward experience we both dreaded. On this day, I designated the local CVS Pharmacy as my contraceptive dispensary of choice. I walke...

Awkward Sex Stories: Jalapeño Business


September 20, 2017

A couple days ago, I was hanging at my house with my friend with whom I also do sex stuff. He was hungry, so I let him eat some leftover pasta I had made a few nights prior. He really loves spicy food, so I gave him a couple bird's eye chilies — on a scale of one to really hot, they belong on the surface...

Awkward Sex Stories: Mahjong Mommy Mayhem


September 14, 2017

Luke is a pseudonym used in this story to protect my mother's mahjong group dynamic.  I am a big fan of Tinder. I think it's fun to actually follow through and meet up with my matches. So one night this summer, I was messaging with Luke when he asked me to meet up with him for drinks at a bar do...

Awkward Sex Stories: A Canadian Threesome


September 9, 2017

Threesomes: They're often a mythical act that your friend's friend once tried and thought was pretty cool, a staple Never Have I Ever answer that always gets one or two people in the group a nice pat on the back. In theory they seem steamy and wild, but in practice they just sound awkward and overwhelming....

Awkward Sex Stories: “Call me daddy, but in Spanish”


August 31, 2017

Arcade is proud to introduce its newest column: Awkward Sex Stories. *Flamin’ Desiya is a pseudonym for the subject of the story as her real stage name may become notable at some point.  (Probably not, but I think the past year has proven to all of us that anything can happen.) It was a hot Sunday evening...