This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Several fraternity members were transported to the hospital by Tulane Emergency...

 This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There is nothing like a sweaty, grinding make-out at The Boot that leads...

Saturday started like any other day for Beta Apple Pi pledge master Chad McDoucheface. He went to the gym, watched a few episodes of Entourage, hit a couple gnarly spikeballs on the quad and then checked...