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Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

“Anyone found engaging in anti-American dog training programs will be investigated, forced to engage in Sig Chi hazing and then expelled,” Mitts said. 

FULLABALOO | TU STEP suspended from campus training female dogs in violation of anti-DEI orders

Cyber Rex, Staff Psychic 3 days ago

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. The Tulane University Service Dog Training and Education Program has been...

The frat flu and STD hybrid disease, known as FF-STD, terrorizes Greek life. 

FULLABALOO | New frat flu, STD hybrid disease discovered

Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster, Frat Science Researcher 3 days ago

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In a groundbreaking and terrifying discovery, the Tulane University School of...

And to PC 25 – Good luck on the bulk, boys. 

FULLABALOO | Protein powder mysteriously disappears from Shake Smart, SAE fraternity now ‘on a bulk’

Fizz, students’ preferred news source 3 days ago

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It is bulking season, and the incoming pledge class of Sigma Alpha Epsilon...

FULLABALOO | Tulane to rename all buildings to honor antebellum figureheads

FULLABALOO | Tulane to rename all buildings to honor antebellum figureheads

Geoff Laundry, Swamp Rat 3 days ago

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   Following the replacement of the Office of Equity, Diversity and Inclusion,...

Penny, the campus cat who frequents Weatherhead Hall, found studying for her upcoming test.

FULLABLOO | Campus cats smarter than Spring Scholars, study finds

Boots the Cat, Feline Fan 3 days ago

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. A new study has found that campus cats score higher than Spring Scholars...

“I’ve never seen their fists so clean,” Dick said. 

FULLABALOO | Tulane University fraternal members report ‘incredibly tight assholes’ following recent poppers ban

Philly Lobster, Priest 3 days ago

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In a recent move criticized by some as anti-gay, President Donald Trump issued...

FULLABALOO: Sex Week reveals Tulane men can’t find clit

FULLABALOO: Sex Week reveals Tulane men can’t find clit

Jennifer Spicoli, Sexpert April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    During Sex Week, students showed up in droves at the Tulane University...

FULLABALOO: Tulane glass blowing to allow creation of bongs in studio

FULLABALOO: Tulane glass blowing to allow creation of bongs in studio

Seymour Bud, Local Selecta April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a reversal of the illustrious program’s long standing rule,...

A law making it illegal in Louisiana to get within 25 feet of a peace officer once you have been told to back away has been challenged in court. 

FULLABALOO: Vampires to mini horses: Highlights of this year’s TUPD reports

Paul Blart, Mall Cop April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    However, these crime reports may or may not be inspired by real...

FULLABALOO: Hunger Games-esque recruitment appoints true victors 

FULLABALOO: Hunger Games-esque recruitment appoints true victors 

Lerica Doodly, Huge Fullabaloo Fan April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  With many complaining of unfair, elitist recruitment practices, Tulane...

Fraternity pledges are forced to paint banners and houses, build makeshift bars and produce rave-style light shows during Mardi Gras. They've had enough -- and the Fullabaloo is tracking the developments of the historic pledge strike.

FULLABALOO: Fraternity pledges strike, unionize in preparation for Mardi Gras 2024

LaToilet Cansmell, not a groupie April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. “Someone once said … uhhhh  … with a lotta power comes a lotta responsibility....

Tulane University is taking advantage of the latest artificial intelligence tools and creating its own chatbot entirely based on groundbreaking student opinions and questions shared on the social media app "Fizz."

FULLABALOO: Tulane University gets personal chatbot “Wot”

  This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University is introducing a new artificial intelligence...

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