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The Tulane Hullabaloo
Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo
Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

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Tulane announced Monday that Erewhon Market, a Los Angeles-based upscale supermarket, will replace Sodexo.

FULLABALOO: Erewhon to replace Sodexo as campus dining vendor

Callie Matcha, has 10k followers on Instagram • April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    As the spring semester comes to an end, so does Tulane University’s...

The Tulane mascots have sparked a romantic tryst.

FULLABALOO: Green Wave turns steamy? Tulane mascots discovered making out!

Jean Cultamere, Frenchman • April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    Between Tulane’s two aquatic mascots, there are reports of...

FULLABALOO: Rising tides threaten vulnerable Kiwibot populations

FULLABALOO: Rising tides threaten vulnerable Kiwibot populations

Greta Thunburg, KSig Groupie • April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    The crosswalk between Dixon Hall and the Malkin Sacks Commons,...

Troy Bolton, in a shocking move, has flipped from Cal to Tulane.

FULLABALOO: Troy Bolton flips basketball commitment from Cal to Tulane

Mr. Brightside, Sportsball Editor • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Highly rated basketball star Troy Bolton has flipped his commitment from...

FULLABALOO | Tulane to construct new football operations facility

FULLABALOO | Tulane to construct new football operations facility

Juan Ando, The Mummy inside Tulane Stadium • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In just a few seasons, Tulane Green Wave football players will no longer...

Fraternity pledges are forced to paint banners and houses, build makeshift bars and produce rave-style light shows during Mardi Gras. They've had enough -- and the Fullabaloo is tracking the developments of the historic pledge strike.

FULLABALOO: Fraternity pledges strike, unionize in preparation for Mardi Gras 2024

LaToilet Cansmell, not a groupie • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. “Someone once said … uhhhh  … with a lotta power comes a lotta responsibility....

FULLABALOO: Tulane to leave AAC, join new Southern Nerd Conference

FULLABALOO: Tulane to leave AAC, join new Southern Nerd Conference

Ice Spice, Professional Munch • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a shocking turn of events, Tulane President Mike Feetz announced...

Tulane University is taking advantage of the latest artificial intelligence tools and creating its own chatbot entirely based on groundbreaking student opinions and questions shared on the social media app "Fizz."

FULLABALOO: Tulane University gets personal chatbot “Wot”

Bard “The Machine” Gibson-Howard-Tilton-McAllister IV, Underpaid • April 19, 2023

  This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University is introducing a new artificial intelligence...

After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism with an Instagram post praising Jewish actor Jonah Hill’s performance in 21 Jump Street, Tulane University knew it had its next commencement speaker.

FULLABALOO: Ye for 2023 commencement speaker

Richard S. Fontaine IIIV, Founder of the BS Club • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism...

The Mardi Gras season causes local businesses' sales to surge, but also presents risks of dealing with Mardi Gras partiers.

FULLABALOO: Mushroom now accepts Wavebuck$ to buy whippits

Ron DeSantis’ Pudding Supplier, Sticky Fingers • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   After an unusually high whippit season, involving piñatas, lawn...

FULLABALOO | New Orleans to host first cock roach race, others to follow

FULLABALOO | New Orleans to host first cock roach race, others to follow

Bob Duncan, Roach Enthusiast • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   There’s a new exotic animal race in town — well, kind of.    Motivated...

The pothole laden streets of the Crescent City will present a tall task to F1 racers.

FULLABALOO: Hamilton wins first New Orleans F1 Grand Prix

Mr. Brightside, Sportsball Editor • April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Lewis Hamilton of Mercedes has won the first New Orleans Grand Prix, held...

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