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“I wish I could say it started because of my natural drive and...
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At 5:30 a.m. every morning, the “Cocomelon” theme song plays at...
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In 1972, Tulane University made the worst decision ever, apart from a few...
Imma Beech, Clearly not in therapy
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Tulane does a lot of things right. Boasting a beautiful 110-acre urban campus,...
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After an impressively embarrassing Green Wave Football season, Tulane University...
Miss Thing 2, None of Your Biznass
• April 13, 2022
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I thought I imagined it at first. There was no way this band playing in the...
Fibi H, Not Associated With This Publication
• April 13, 2022
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The Tulane Hullabloo boasts the catchphrase, “The eyes and ears of the...
Doctor Karma, Journalist who is not being held captive at all
• April 13, 2022
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Bob Chapek, CEO of The Walt Disney Co, announced on April 5 that the media...
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Formula One has announced the creation of the New Orleans Grand Prix. The...
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Tulane University Dining Services has announced a slew of changes for the...
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Tulane University Police Department opened an investigation into Zatarain’s...
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Have you ever thought to yourself, “Wow. It’s impossible to...
