This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
However, these crime reports may or may not be inspired by real...
On Sept. 27, 1958, 26-year-old visiting tour guide Fernando Rios was enjoying the New Orleans nightlife at Cafe Lafitte in Exile, a gay bar on Bourbon Street. There, he met Tulane University student...
Content Warning: The following article contains subject matter pertaining to sexual violence.
On Aug. 26, 2023, an incident involving a break-in and sexual battery against a student occurred at...
Lindsay Ruhl, Breaking News Editor
• August 26, 2023
Content Warning: The following article contains subject matter pertaining to sexual violence.
The Tulane University Police Department responded to a burglary and sexual battery incident Saturday...
The Tulane University Police Department is preparing to ensure student safety in the Broadway Street corridor during Mardi Gras after a recent rise in crime near campus continues to concern students...
Tulane University Police Department responded to an armed robbery report on Lowerline Street last Friday, raising new questions about off-campus safety after two armed robberies and a carjacking startled...
Mohini Yadav, Contributing Writer
• November 30, 2022
PING. You hear a notification ring from your laptop. Is it a grade that just got released? An extra assignment? An unexpected test? But it turns out to be something else. Red letters glare at you from...
Two armed robberies and a vehicle burglary were reported last week in Uptown.
On Nov. 13, Tulane University Police responded to a report of a vehicle burglary off campus. A student told...
A shooting, armed robbery and multiple vehicle burglaries were among crimes reported around the Tulane University Uptown campus this weekend.
A shooting on Earhart Boulevard and South...
This month’s latest crime reports around Tulane University include criminal trespassing and robberies of Uptown restaurants El Taco Loco and Felipe’s Mexican Taqueria.
Early morning...
Last weekend, several incidents of crime, including an armed robbery, vehicle burglaries and a shooting early Saturday, occurred Uptown.
On Sept. 24 around 2:30 a.m., a shooting at the...
President Fitts sat down with The Hullabaloo to discuss hurricane preparedness, crime and the issues that matter to Tulane students as they return to campus this semester. The conversation has been...
