The Tulane Hullabaloo

New Jersey

Josh Axelrod, Arcade Editor

December 6, 2017

 December in New Jersey is my favorite because it's when all the Jews come out to play. A New Jersey Christmas starts with a trip to the Loews AMC movie theater where we say "hello" to every other family who attends our...

Airing of Grievances: Freshman 15

August 22, 2017

Dear Freshman 15,How are you still a thing? In an age of body positivity and self-empowerment it baffles my mind that your gloomy prophecy of weight gain still exists. You’re tacky and I hate you.Surrounded by delectab...

Tuchus on top: a Q&A with pageant-winning NJBs

Josh Axelrod and Jordan Figueredo

April 17, 2017

If your bubbe is verklempt because you've been dating schmucks instead of menschs, look no further than freshmen Grayson Levien and Spencer Olesky. Quit your kvetching, have the chutzpah to talk to them yourself and look at th...