This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    After Tulane University announced that current freshmen will...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  Tulane University announced that it will give away free tuition, room and board...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    As the spring semester comes to an end, so does Tulane University’s...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    Between Tulane’s two aquatic mascots, there are reports of...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    The crosswalk between Dixon Hall and the Malkin Sacks Commons,...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Highly rated basketball star Troy Bolton has flipped his commitment from...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In just a few seasons, Tulane Green Wave football players will no longer...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. “Someone once said … uhhhh  … with a lotta power comes a lotta responsibility....

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a shocking turn of events, Tulane President Mike Feetz announced...

  This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University is introducing a new artificial intelligence...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   After an unusually high whippit season, involving piñatas, lawn...