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During Sex Week, students showed up in droves at the Tulane University...
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In a reversal of the illustrious program’s long standing rule,...
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With many complaining of unfair, elitist recruitment practices, Tulane...
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“Someone once said … uhhhh … with a lotta power comes a lotta responsibility....
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Tulane University is introducing a new artificial intelligence...
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After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism...
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After an unusually high whippit season, involving piñatas, lawn...
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In a last-minute press conference held at Tulane University’s...
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“I wish I could say it started because of my natural drive and...
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At 5:30 a.m. every morning, the “Cocomelon” theme song plays at...
