This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    High temperatures and drought have exacerbated the crawfish shortage...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    After Tulane University announced that current freshmen will...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  Tulane University announced that it will give away free tuition, room and board...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    As the spring semester comes to an end, so does Tulane University’s...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    Between Tulane’s two aquatic mascots, there are reports of...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    The crosswalk between Dixon Hall and the Malkin Sacks Commons,...

“I AM the LORD thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”   These are the top two lines of the Ten Commandments, a set of biblical principles proposed to hang in each Louisiana...

Tulane University announced its new head women’s basketball coach, Ashley Langford, a 2009 alum, as Tulane’s seventh coach on Tuesday.    Langford will replace former women’s basketball...

Tulane University announced Pulitzer Prize-winning author and historian Jon Meacham as the 2024 commencement speaker on Friday.    Meacham will deliver the keynote address on May 18 at the...

Tulane University senior Yasmeen Ohebsion testified before Congress last month to share her and her peers’ stories about experiencing antisemitism at Tulane.   The Congressional Committee...

The Tulane University Mock Trial team competed in the Opening Round Championship Series tournament in Memphis, Tennessee on March 8, the first time the team has advanced to the regional competition.   The...

Tulane University’s head women's basketball coach, Lisa Stockton, announced her retirement on Tuesday, ending her 30-year coaching career.   Stockton, known as the all-time winningest women’s...