This article is entirely satire. All information below is fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It has been roughly one month since the evacuation of Percival Stern Hall. Following what...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a last-minute press conference held at Tulane University’s...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Vapes come in a variety of colors, shapes, sizes and flavors. For young adults...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Every day, waves of students roam the campus, walking from class to class...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   “I wish I could say it started because of my natural drive and...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   At 5:30 a.m. every morning, the “Cocomelon” theme song plays at...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In 1972, Tulane University made the worst decision ever, apart from a few...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane does a lot of things right. Boasting a beautiful 110-acre urban campus,...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After an impressively embarrassing Green Wave Football season, Tulane University...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. I thought I imagined it at first. There was no way this band playing in the...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. The Tulane Hullabloo boasts the catchphrase, “The eyes and ears of the...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Bob Chapek, CEO of The Walt Disney Co, announced on April 5 that the media...