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FULLABALOO: Letter to the Editor: Hey I Still Have Your Juul

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Johnson Smith, Like, I guess a writer, I dunno dude

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Yo, what’s up guys. So I was reading a previous issue of The Hullabaloo, and it was like, making me think or whate...

FULLABALOO: Buying your way into college actually very fun, chill

Cadence Neenan, Very Rich Girl, Duh

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There has been a lot in the news recently about Aunt Becky from “Full House” buying her daughters’ ways int...

Dating Apps: A Taxonomy

Dating Apps: A Taxonomy

Nurah Lambert, Arcade Editor

September 26, 2018

Dating is a crucial social process for many — learning more about oneself, finding true love and weeding out creeps. At first there was just mating and then there was courting. Now there is swiping. Much like zodiac signs and pizza toppings, everyone who has dabbled in e-dating has their own prefe...

Airing of Grievances: Satire Literalists

September 26, 2017

Dear Satire Literalists, Regular readers of The Hullabaloo will know we run this "Airing of Grievances" column weekly. It is designed to offer a humorous, witty and sometimes satirical take on a [sometimes questionably] relevant issue of the day. And some of you, being the cultured consumers of news...

Awkward Sex Stories: Jalapeño Business

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September 20, 2017

A couple days ago, I was hanging at my house with my friend with whom I also do sex stuff. He was hungry, so I let him eat some leftover pasta I had made a few nights prior. He really loves spicy food, so I gave him a couple bird's eye chilies — on a scale of one to really hot, they belong on the surface...

FULLABALOO: Angry Wave sobers up after losing seasons, becomes Mildly Distressed Wave

FULLABALOO: Angry Wave sobers up after losing seasons, becomes Mildly Distressed Wave

Mildly Distressed Wave Fan, Just a cool guy who likes cool sports

April 1, 2017

Tulane students and faculty were shocked at the newly revived Angry Wave logo, the "Mildly Distressed Wave." Like a mid-court shot thrown by a basketball fan desperate for prize money, rumors about the Mildly Distressed Wave's appearance came up short. It has been confirmed the Mildly Distressed...

FULLABALOO: Tulane admissions uses Loyola students in diversity advertisements

FULLABALOO: Tulane admissions uses Loyola students in diversity advertisements

Canela Lopez, Intersections Editor

April 1, 2017

To make Tulane University seem like an inclusive place for students of color after President Michael Fitts' commitment to diversity, a new ad campaign featuring photos of Loyola University New Orleans students of color on banners around campus is being launched. Head of Caucasian Affairs Wyatt Man said th...

FULLABALOO: Arcade changes name to Arts and Entertainment for obvious reasons

Sam Ergina, Arcade Editor

April 1, 2017

After a 38-year trial run, The Arcade has officially announced it will change its name back to Arts and Entertainment. It was determined that Arcade does not, in fact, make people think of arts and entertainment. The worn-out name's legacy is one ranging from indifference to confusion. When The Hullabaloo...

FULLABALOO: Yelp! Review: Local bars offer unique nightlife experiences

Cadence Neenan, Senior Staff Alcoholic

April 1, 2017

As a Tulane student, it can get easy to get stuck in what some like to call “the Tulane bubble.” While they are fun for freshmen, everyone eventually gets tired of going to the same old college bars every night. But tonight, The Arcade is going to take you out of your comfort zone — and to a few...

FULLABALOO: Balls to the walls: 50th anniversary of iconic campus statue

Taylor DeMulling, Ball Enthusiast

April 1, 2017

The art pieces around Tulane's campus weave together an intricate story about the culture of the university. From Hank Willis Thomas' "Truth Tree," which challenges power and the honesty of the structures that lie behind it, to the historic Newcomb Pottery Garden, exhibits serve to show the school's ric...

FULLABALOO: Loyola letters endure despite setbacks

An ancient photo of all of the Loyola letters in their rightful place. Since the time of this photo, the letters have scattered across many lands near and far. Most are doing well but some have suffered.

Lily Milwit, News Editor

April 1, 2017

Loyola University New Orleans is iconic for its pristine "Loyola" letters displayed prominently on the university's campus. The letters have endured repeated abuse from drunken Tulane students. These students, for one reason or another, will steal the Loyola letters. While these incidents tend to happen during Mardi Gras season, they have...

FULLABALOO: With help of Sherman Badie, Willie Fritz battles wolf, learns the value of preparation

FULLABALOO: With help of Sherman Badie, Willie Fritz battles wolf, learns the value of preparation

L. David Mech and Jake Brennan

April 1, 2017

In a bizarre turning of the tables, head football coach Willie Fritz came to rely on the coaching of one of his own players for survival. This past weekend, while on a walk through the Alaskan wilderness with redshirt and red-blooded junior running back Sherman Badie, Fritz encountered a lone North...