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FULLABALOO: Letter to the Editor: Hey I Still Have Your Juul

Johnson Smith, Like, I guess a writer, I dunno dude March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Yo, what’s...

FULLABALOO: Buying your way into college actually very fun, chill

Cadence Neenan, Very Rich Girl, Duh March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There has been...

Dating Apps: A Taxonomy

Dating Apps: A Taxonomy

Nurah Lambert , Arcade Editor September 26, 2018

Dating is a crucial social process for many — learning more about oneself, finding true love and weeding out creeps. At first there was just mating and then there was courting. Now there is swiping....

Airing of Grievances: Satire Literalists

September 26, 2017

Dear Satire Literalists, Regular readers of The Hullabaloo will know we run this "Airing of Grievances" column weekly. It is designed to offer a humorous, witty and sometimes satirical take on a [sometimes...

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Awkward Sex Stories: Jalapeño Business

September 20, 2017

A couple days ago, I was hanging at my house with my friend with whom I also do sex stuff. He was hungry, so I let him eat some leftover pasta I had made a few nights prior. He really loves spicy food,...

FULLABALOO: Angry Wave sobers up after losing seasons, becomes Mildly Distressed Wave

FULLABALOO: Angry Wave sobers up after losing seasons, becomes Mildly Distressed Wave

Mildly Distressed Wave Fan, Just a cool guy who likes cool sports April 1, 2017

Tulane students and faculty were shocked at the newly revived Angry Wave logo, the "Mildly Distressed Wave." Like a mid-court shot thrown by a basketball fan desperate for prize money, rumors about...

FULLABALOO: Tulane admissions uses Loyola students in diversity advertisements

FULLABALOO: Tulane admissions uses Loyola students in diversity advertisements

Canela Lopez, Intersections Editor April 1, 2017

To make Tulane University seem like an inclusive place for students of color after President Michael Fitts' commitment to diversity, a new ad campaign featuring photos of Loyola University New Orleans...

FULLABALOO: Arcade changes name to Arts and Entertainment for obvious reasons

Sam Ergina, Arcade Editor April 1, 2017

After a 38-year trial run, The Arcade has officially announced it will change its name back to Arts and Entertainment. It was determined that Arcade does not, in fact, make people think of arts and entertainment....

FULLABALOO: Yelp! Review: Local bars offer unique nightlife experiences

Cadence Neenan , Senior Staff Alcoholic April 1, 2017

As a Tulane student, it can get easy to get stuck in what some like to call “the Tulane bubble.” While they are fun for freshmen, everyone eventually gets tired of going to the same old college bars...

FULLABALOO: Balls to the walls: 50th anniversary of iconic campus statue

Taylor DeMulling, Ball Enthusiast April 1, 2017

The art pieces around Tulane's campus weave together an intricate story about the culture of the university. From Hank Willis Thomas' "Truth Tree," which challenges power and the honesty of the structures...

An ancient photo of all of the Loyola letters in their rightful place. Since the time of this photo, the letters have scattered across many lands near and far. Most are doing well but some have suffered.

FULLABALOO: Loyola letters endure despite setbacks

Lily Milwit , News Editor April 1, 2017

Loyola University New Orleans is iconic for its pristine "Loyola" letters displayed prominently on the university's campus. The letters have endured repeated abuse from drunken Tulane students. These students,...

FULLABALOO: With help of Sherman Badie, Willie Fritz battles wolf, learns the value of preparation

FULLABALOO: With help of Sherman Badie, Willie Fritz battles wolf, learns the value of preparation

L. David Mech and Jake Brennan April 1, 2017

In a bizarre turning of the tables, head football coach Willie Fritz came to rely on the coaching of one of his own players for survival. This past weekend, while on a walk through the Alaskan wilderness...

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