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The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

FULLABALOO | Disney buys nation of Mexico for ‘Coco 2: Güey of the Dead’

FULLABALOO | Disney buys nation of Mexico for ‘Coco 2: Güey of the Dead’

Doctor Karma, Journalist who is not being held captive at all April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Bob Chapek, CEO of The Walt Disney Co, announced on April 5 that the media...

FULLABALOO | Tulane dining announces return of Panera to LBC

FULLABALOO | Tulane dining announces return of Panera to LBC

Mr. Brightside, Sportsball Editor April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University Dining Services has announced a slew of changes for the...

Due to the lack of anyone who even knows what Zatarain’s is, TUPD suspects the LBC restaurant of money laundering.

FULLABALOO | TUPD investigating Zatarain’s for suspected money laundering charges

Chris Kringle, Future IRS Auditor April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University Police Department opened an investigation into Zatarain’s...

For all the girlypops wondering what it takes to be popular at Tulane, look no further.

FULLABALOO | How to become Tulane ‘That Girl’

Miss Thing 1 and Miss Thing 2, Contributing Writers April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   Have you ever thought to yourself, “Wow. It’s impossible to...

FULLABALOO | Tulane to ban administrators from sense of style, dry cleaning, ironing clothes

FULLABALOO | Tulane to ban administrators from sense of style, dry cleaning, ironing clothes

Brohan Got(nothing)onme, Fake News Slinger April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University will ban all mid-level and senior administrators from dry...

TikTok fame will become the new driver of admissions for Tulane University.

FULLABALOO | Tulane goes test optional in favor of TikTok followers

Prospective Student, Definitely Not TikTok Famous April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Following many universities around the country, Tulane University will become...

FULLABALOO | Tulane reinstates ‘Victory Bell’ because it’s ‘not that racist’

FULLABALOO | Tulane reinstates ‘Victory Bell’ because it’s ‘not that racist’

Ringa F. Bell, White Person In Training April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Two years ago, Tulane University’s “Victory Bell” was taken down due...

FULLABALOO | Howard Tilton Library reclassifies ‘The Great Gatsby’ as queer literature

FULLABALOO | Howard Tilton Library reclassifies ‘The Great Gatsby’ as queer literature

Apoorva Verghese, Straight Person April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University has announced that starting in fall 2024, Howard-Tilton...

NFT's are like art, but nice and fratty.

FULLABALOO | Tulane Business School NFT Gallery review

Miss Thing 1, Beta Boy Eater April 13, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In a new exhibit in the A. B. Freeman Business School, students have put...

FULLABALOO | Tour guides want pizza, not payment

FULLABALOO | Tour guides want pizza, not payment

Dabe Garley, Definitely Not A Tour Guide March 25, 2021

On Wednesday of this past week, members of the Green Wave Ambassador program on campus decided to lay down their Britney Spears microphones and take to McAlister Drive with protest signs. The strike...

FULLABALOO | Tulane administration to reopen City Diner

FULLABALOO | Tulane administration to reopen City Diner

Domenic Strecker, No Relation to Mike Strecker March 25, 2021

After much deliberation among the Tulane administration, President Mike Fitts unilaterally decided to move ahead with plans to reopen the student hearth of Tulane, City Diner.  Students were met with...

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FULLABALOO | Tulane alum becomes first white director of Portland anti-racist institute

Apoorva Verghese, White Person March 25, 2021

Angela Saxton, a Tulane alumna, has been named executive director of Portland-based anti-racism organization, Anti-racists Against Racism. Saxton graduated from Tulane in 2016 with a degree in political...

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