This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. “Someone once said … uhhhh  … with a lotta power comes a lotta responsibility....

  This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University is introducing a new artificial intelligence...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   After an unusually high whippit season, involving piñatas, lawn...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a last-minute press conference held at Tulane University’s...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. DISCLAIMER: This will only work if you are conventionally attractive, have money...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   “I wish I could say it started because of my natural drive and...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   At 5:30 a.m. every morning, the “Cocomelon” theme song plays at...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After careful consideration of Tulane University’s tight budget and environmental...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In 1972, Tulane University made the worst decision ever, apart from a few...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane does a lot of things right. Boasting a beautiful 110-acre urban campus,...

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After an impressively embarrassing Green Wave Football season, Tulane University...