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  • Professor Ata Hindi spoke to students gathered in Pocket Park Wednesday evening in protest of Hillel hosting a dinner with an IDF soldier.

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    Student organizes rally to protest Hillel hosting IDF soldier

  • Newcomb

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    New team-taught classes introduced to SLA, SSE 

  • OPINION | Ethical frameworks are integral to STEM education

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    OPINION | Ethical frameworks are integral to STEM education

  • Tulanes Mens Tennis team fell short in the conference semifinals after two upset victories

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    Tulane men’s tennis falls short in conference tournament

  • OPINION | College students need sex education, too

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    OPINION | College students need sex education, too

  • Colin Norton, a senior studying finance and accounting, rendered these images depicting the evolution of AI using Dall-E. This one portrays Alan Turing in the style of Leonardo da Vincis lab notebook.

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    Imitation game: Can AI rival student intellect?

  • Yale University and Brown University are among the latest Ivy League institutions to reinstate standardized testing requirements for incoming classes.

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    Elite colleges reinstate standardized testing requirement following new research

  • Normalcy is novelty to Tulane’s graduating class

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    Normalcy is novelty to Tulane’s graduating class

  • OPINION | Workout woes: Overcrowding strains Tulanes gym facilities

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    OPINION | Workout woes: Overcrowding strains Tulane’s gym facilities

  • Courtesy of TU Fashion

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    TU Fashion presents fourth annual fashion show

  • Quarterback Kai Horton led the first unit on offense in the spring football game

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    Defense shines in front of packed Yulman at spring football game

  • OPINION | To post or not to post: Commentary on publicizing romantic relationships

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    OPINION | To post or not to post: Commentary on publicizing romantic relationships

  • Nazi camp liberator Bill Kongable spoke to Tulane students about history, trauma and the survival of democracy.

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    Concentration camp liberator Bill Kongable speaks to students

  • In 2000, just under 30% of college students reported never having vaginal intercourse whereas two decades later, that number is above 40%.

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    Not getting laid? Sex recession to blame

  • Taylor Swift proves she can still ‘Do It With a Broken Heart’

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    Taylor Swift proves she can still ‘Do It With a Broken Heart’

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Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

FULLABALOO: Sex Week reveals Tulane men can’t find clit

FULLABALOO: Sex Week reveals Tulane men can’t find clit

Jennifer Spicoli, Sexpert April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    During Sex Week, students showed up in droves at the Tulane University...

FULLABALOO: Tulane glass blowing to allow creation of bongs in studio

FULLABALOO: Tulane glass blowing to allow creation of bongs in studio

Seymour Bud, Local Selecta April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a reversal of the illustrious program’s long standing rule,...

TUPD deals with a wide array of Tulane-specific crimes, from invisible vampires to bedazzled pepper spray canisters.

FULLABALOO: Vampires to mini horses: Highlights of this year’s TUPD reports

Paul Blart, Mall Cop April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    However, these crime reports may or may not be inspired by real...

FULLABALOO: Hunger Games-esque recruitment appoints true victors 

FULLABALOO: Hunger Games-esque recruitment appoints true victors 

Lerica Doodly, Huge Fullabaloo Fan April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  With many complaining of unfair, elitist recruitment practices, Tulane...

Fraternity pledges are forced to paint banners and houses, build makeshift bars and produce rave-style light shows during Mardi Gras. Theyve had enough -- and the Fullabaloo is tracking the developments of the historic pledge strike.

FULLABALOO: Fraternity pledges strike, unionize in preparation for Mardi Gras 2024

LaToilet Cansmell, not a groupie April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. “Someone once said … uhhhh  … with a lotta power comes a lotta responsibility....

Tulane University is taking advantage of the latest artificial intelligence tools and creating its own chatbot entirely based on groundbreaking student opinions and questions shared on the social media app Fizz.

FULLABALOO: Tulane University gets personal chatbot “Wot”

  This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University is introducing a new artificial intelligence...

After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism with an Instagram post praising Jewish actor Jonah Hill’s performance in 21 Jump Street, Tulane University knew it had its next commencement speaker.

FULLABALOO: Ye for 2023 commencement speaker

Richard S. Fontaine IIIV, Founder of the BS Club April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism...

The Mardi Gras season causes local businesses sales to surge, but also presents risks of dealing with Mardi Gras partiers.

FULLABALOO: Mushroom now accepts Wavebuck$ to buy whippits

Ron DeSantis’ Pudding Supplier, Sticky Fingers April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   After an unusually high whippit season, involving piñatas, lawn...

FULLABALOO: Impossible Foods sole caterer for Crawfest 2023

FULLABALOO: Impossible Foods sole caterer for Crawfest 2023

Manny Mudbug, Absolutely Human Reporter April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a last-minute press conference held at Tulane University’s...

FULLABALOO: Ways to be #reallycool in college

FULLABALOO: Ways to be #reallycool in college

Marie Snobson, the WOAT April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. DISCLAIMER: This will only work if you are conventionally attractive, have money...

An innovative young Tulanian has created a new business -- EntreprenUber -- so unemployed billionaires kids can now reap the benefits of ordering Ubers on their parents cards and getting paid back by friends.

FULLABALOO: EntreprenUber: Income for Tulane’s unemployed

Evan Irwinkle, Unemployed April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   “I wish I could say it started because of my natural drive and...

#fittcheck

FULLABALOO | Mike Fitts: Man, myth, legend

Anita Drynk, Peaked In College April 14, 2022

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   At 5:30 a.m. every morning, the “Cocomelon” theme song plays at...

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