The Tulane Hullabaloo

FULLABALOO: Tulane student finds source of New Orleans’ drainage problem

Adelaide Basco | Art Director

Josheigh Püe, Senior Staff Reporter

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It started off like any other evening during Mardi Gras for business school student Marky Markaby. After cracking ...

FULLABALOO: Tulane student discovers she can be bisexual and racist simultaneously

Gabriel Clark-Clough | Contributing Artist

Mulatto Forever, CEO of Bulschitt LLC

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. College is a time of great personal discovery when many self-truths may come to light. At Tulane and instituti...

FULLABALOO: Business Majors ‘tired of walking,’ move Frat House inside of B-School

Hanson Dai | Art Associate

Tara Nored, Staff Reporter

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It was a typical Monday morning in the Goldring/Woldenberg Complex. Business School Dean Justin McElroy sat down w...

FULLABALOO: Letter to the Editor: Hey I Still Have Your Juul

Ashley Chen | Writes Pretty

Johnson Smith, Like, I guess a writer, I dunno dude

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Yo, what’s up guys. So I was reading a previous issue of The Hullabaloo, and it was like, making me think or whate...

FULLABALOO: Buying your way into college actually very fun, chill

Cadence Neenan, Very Rich Girl, Duh

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There has been a lot in the news recently about Aunt Becky from “Full House” buying her daughters’ ways int...

FULLABALOO: Student confused about “Give Green” campaign accidentally solves climate change

Ashley Chen | Layout Editor

Hannah Erbrick, Arcade Editor

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane hosted its second annual “Give Green” campaign on Tuesday, March 19. “Give Green: A Day for the ...

FULLABALOO: Tulane University buys neighboring Loyola University in effort to improve statistics

FULLABALOO: Tulane University buys neighboring Loyola University in effort to improve statistics

Michael Chen & Amy Nankin, Associate News Editors

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Earlier today, Tulane University President Michael Fitts announced a plan that would transform the future of the s...

FULLABALOO: Tulane researchers make groundbreaking discovery that supports Flat Earth theory

FULLABALOO: Tulane researchers make groundbreaking discovery that supports Flat Earth theory

Reginald Rogers, Senior Staff Reporter

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. A team of Tulane researchers made a galaxy-shattering revelation this past week, one that may finally lead to evidence ...

FULLABALOO: Venmo serves as modern solution to modern problems

FULLABALOO: Venmo serves as modern solution to modern problems

Grace Yang and Hannah Erbrick

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It’s Friday afternoon. Jess skipped class to pick out what she’s going to wear to the Zeta Beta Tomato pa...

FULLABALOO: Men’s basketball makes audacious decision, continues competing

Daisy Rymer | Sports Layout Editor

Olivia Henderson, Troy Bolton Expert

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  After Coach Dunleavy’s departure, Tulane Athletics faced a difficult decision: hire a new men’s basketball coach or let the team coach itself....

FULLABALOO: How to play

FULLABALOO: How to play

Trimya Bush, Head Coach

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Everyone at Tulane seems to be looking for love, but honestly, commitment is overrated. Get into a relation...

FULLABALOO: Tulane bubble pops for first time in history

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Ellen Waller

April 6, 2018

In a totally unprecedented event, a group of young male Tulane students from Westchester, New York ventured past the borders of campus for the first time since arriving at Tulane. The idea for the trip all began when of the students found out about a sale for Supreme hoodies occurring downtown. “Bro,...