The Tulane Hullabaloo

FULLABALOO | Tour guides want pizza, not payment

FULLABALOO | Tour guides want pizza, not payment

Dabe Garley, Definitely Not A Tour Guide March 25, 2021

On Wednesday of this past week, members of the Green Wave Ambassador program on campus decided to lay down their Britney Spears microphones and take to McAlister Drive with protest signs. The strike...

FULLABALOO | Fitts’ hidden motive for campus construction revealed: Immortality

FULLABALOO | Fitts’ hidden motive for campus construction revealed: Immortality

Hannah Mayer Fitts, No relation to the other Mike March 25, 2021

As more and more construction projects appear to be underway on campus, The Tulane Fullabaloo has ascertained the real reason behind all of these physical changes. President Mike Fitts is using these construction...

FULLABALOO | Tulane administration to reopen City Diner

FULLABALOO | Tulane administration to reopen City Diner

Domenic Strecker, No Relation to Mike Strecker March 25, 2021

After much deliberation among the Tulane administration, President Mike Fitts unilaterally decided to move ahead with plans to reopen the student hearth of Tulane, City Diner.  Students were met with...

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FULLABALOO | Tulane alum becomes first white director of Portland anti-racist institute

Apoorva Verghese, White Person March 25, 2021

Angela Saxton, a Tulane alumna, has been named executive director of Portland-based anti-racism organization, Anti-racists Against Racism. Saxton graduated from Tulane in 2016 with a degree in political...

The vibes from future Club Phirby penetrate Tulanes campus.

FULLABALOO | Envisioning Club Phirby

Anita Drynk, Peaked In College March 25, 2021

Tulane University remains a frontrunner in the college party scene across the U.S. Students live and breathe a “work hard, play hard” mentality. With COVID-19 severely hindering Tulane party culture,...

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FULLABALOO | Student Org Spotlight: Gamma Lambda Epsilon Phi

Meredith Abdelnour, Arcade Editor March 24, 2021

If you’re getting deep into your sophomore year and realizing that you haven’t done anything with a student organization besides trying and failing to get boba from the Asian-American Student Union...

Brees will have his very on student ID.

FULLABALOO | BREAKING: Drew Brees enrolls at Tulane

Harrison Simon, CSO (Chief Shenanigans Officer) March 24, 2021

After announcing his retirement from the NFL last week, former San Diego Chargers and New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees has been keeping himself busy. Between mountain biking, bass fishing and...

Adelaide Basco | Art Director

FULLABALOO: Tulane student finds source of New Orleans’ drainage problem

Josheigh Püe, Senior Staff Reporter March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It started...

Gabriel Clark-Clough | Contributing Artist

FULLABALOO: Tulane student discovers she can be bisexual and racist simultaneously

Mulatto Forever, CEO of Bulschitt LLC March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. College...

Hanson Dai | Art Associate

FULLABALOO: Business Majors ‘tired of walking,’ move Frat House inside of B-School

Tara Nored, Staff Reporter March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It was a...

Ashley Chen | Writes Pretty Letters

FULLABALOO: Letter to the Editor: Hey I Still Have Your Juul

Johnson Smith, Like, I guess a writer, I dunno dude March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Yo, what’s...

FULLABALOO: Buying your way into college actually very fun, chill

Cadence Neenan, Very Rich Girl, Duh March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There has been...

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