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The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

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FULLABALOO | Chatbot data breach reveals shocking studying patterns

FULLABALOO | Chatbot data breach reveals shocking studying patterns

Tophat User 11 April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  A recent data breach from Canvas LMC reveals that the Canvas Chatbot that regularly...

Three emojis were consistently texted in the secret Kappa Alpha group chat that the Hullabaloo Editor in Chief was randomly added into.

FULLABALOO | Hullabaloo editor-in-chief accidentally added to fraternity group chat, exposing strange, classified hazing plans

Goldie Jeff, Annoying Breaking News Editor April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   On Monday, The Hullabaloo’s Editor-in-Chief Ian Faul was accidentally...

FULLABALOO | ChatGPT announced as 2025 Commencement speaker

FULLABALOO | ChatGPT announced as 2025 Commencement speaker

Xyborg 3000, Provost April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  In a decision that’s left seniors questioning both reality and their browser...

FULLABALOO | Possible end date of Broadway construction announced by Department of Public Works: ‘Probably May 2075, but nothing is set in stone’

FULLABALOO | Possible end date of Broadway construction announced by Department of Public Works: ‘Probably May 2075, but nothing is set in stone’

Saxton Ratliff, TOTALLY straight April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  NEW ORLEANS, LA — In a rare and momentous update, the New Orleans Department...

FULLABALOO | Tulane Panhel announces Sorority Fight Night for fall 2025

FULLABALOO | Tulane Panhel announces Sorority Fight Night for fall 2025

Panhel Love, Unemployed April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   It was about time for the sororities to finally decide to organize their...

Tulane is adding a new office called The Office of Caucasian Appreciation, in light of federal funding threats.

FULLABALOO | Tulane to add ‘Office of Caucasian Appreciation’ following Trump administration’s anti-DEI policies

Christian White, 1% Native American April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University sent an email this week announcing that it is implementing...

“We don’t know what the federal regulations mean,” Feetz said.

FULLABALOO | Tulan* Un*v*rs*ty renames entire school, removes letters ‘D’, ‘E’, ‘I’

Karen K. Knight, Member April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  Last week, Tulane University announced it is changing the entire university...

FULLABALOO | Tulane’s new course offerings for fall 2025

FULLABALOO | Tulane’s new course offerings for fall 2025

Your Mom, Certified Skank April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Tulane University prides itself on its open curriculum, which allows students...

“Anyone found engaging in anti-American dog training programs will be investigated, forced to engage in Sig Chi hazing and then expelled,” Mitts said. 

FULLABALOO | TU STEP suspended from campus training female dogs in violation of anti-DEI orders

Cyber Rex, Staff Psychic April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. The Tulane University Service Dog Training and Education Program has been...

The frat flu and STD hybrid disease, known as FF-STD, terrorizes Greek life. 

FULLABALOO | New frat flu, STD hybrid disease discovered

Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster, Frat Science Researcher April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In a groundbreaking and terrifying discovery, the Tulane University School of...

And to PC 25 – Good luck on the bulk, boys. 

FULLABALOO | Protein powder mysteriously disappears from Shake Smart, SAE fraternity now ‘on a bulk’

Fizz, students’ preferred news source April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It is bulking season, and the incoming pledge class of Sigma Alpha Epsilon...

FULLABALOO | Tulane to rename all buildings to honor antebellum figureheads

FULLABALOO | Tulane to rename all buildings to honor antebellum figureheads

Geoff Laundry, Swamp Rat April 2, 2025

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   Following the replacement of the Office of Equity, Diversity and Inclusion,...

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