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  • Green Wave baseball heads to the Corvallis regional after winning back-to-back conference championships

    Baseball

    Green Wave Baseball wins back-to-back conference championships, will play in Corvallis regional

  • Available supplies include, but are not limited to, syringes, tourniquets, cookers and other paraphernalia, provided to cut down on sharing within the community.

    City

    Harm reduction in New Orleans, from pavement up

  • From blues to Cajun cuisine: the best of Jazz Fest 2024

    Arcade

    From blues to Cajun cuisine: the best of Jazz Fest 2024

  • Police have found two video cameras in campus bathrooms in recent months and arrested one former employee but said the cases do not appear to be connected.

    News

    Faculty, students deliver letters condemning Tulane’s response to pro-Palestinian encampment

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    Letter to the Editor

    Letter to the Editor | Tulane faculty letter concerning campus protest

  • Jack Zinsser shows face.

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    Helluva Hubbalagoo

  • Winners announced: Arcade A+ Awards

    Arcade

    Winners announced: Arcade A+ Awards

  • Michael Pratt was selected by the Green Bay Packers with the 245th overall pick in the seventh round of the 2024 NFL draft.

    Football

    Pratt, Jackson, others find landing spots in NFL

  • Letter from the Editor | In good hands

    Letter to the Editor

    Letter from the Editor | In good hands

  • Zion Williamsons injury in the NBA play-in was the final nail in the coffin for the New Orleans Pelicans season.

    Basketball

    Remembering New Orleans Pelicans: October 2023 – April 2024

  • Participants of the 2024 Tulane Student Film Festival. Courtesy of the Film Festival.

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    Tulane hosts third annual student film festival

  • OPINION | Final exams: Are we finally done with them?

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    OPINION | Final exams: Are we finally done with them?

  • OPINION | Science or not: Rethinking core curriculum

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    OPINION | Science or not: Rethinking core curriculum

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    Views

    Letter to the Editor | Silent killer: Why World Malaria Day matters

  • Police stand in front of protesters early Wednesday morning.

    City

    Pro-Palestinian protesters demand charges be dropped after police sweep at Tulane

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Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Student newspaper serving Tulane University, Uptown New Orleans

The Tulane Hullabaloo

Tulane discovers massive toenail in LBC.

FULLABALOO: Enormous, strong toenail found in LBC bathroom, hooks, allures audience

Slimy Buttcheeks, Professional Burrower April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   Mike Fitts was on a call with Isaac Walterson when he noticed what...

“We’re So Back” defies the status quo of service learning, injecting social skills back into incoming freshmen who may have lost their formative socializing years during the pandemic.

FULLABALOO: Frat mixers added to Tier-2 Service Learning offerings

Hangry gramps, You Stupid Whore April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a bid to appease Tulane students complaining of the lack of...

FULLABALOO: Sex Week reveals Tulane men can’t find clit

FULLABALOO: Sex Week reveals Tulane men can’t find clit

Jennifer Spicoli, Sexpert April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    During Sex Week, students showed up in droves at the Tulane University...

FULLABALOO: Tulane glass blowing to allow creation of bongs in studio

FULLABALOO: Tulane glass blowing to allow creation of bongs in studio

Seymour Bud, Local Selecta April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.   In a reversal of the illustrious program’s long standing rule,...

TUPD deals with a wide array of Tulane-specific crimes, from invisible vampires to bedazzled pepper spray canisters.

FULLABALOO: Vampires to mini horses: Highlights of this year’s TUPD reports

Paul Blart, Mall Cop April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    However, these crime reports may or may not be inspired by real...

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FULLABALOO: Crawfest’s crustacean crisis: Roaches to replace crawfish at campus festival

Cok E. Bish, Chat GPT April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    High temperatures and drought have exacerbated the crawfish shortage...

“This is a really rough time for landlords in New Orleans,” landlord Jim Miser said.

FULLABALOO: New Orleans landlords start GoFundMe to deal with loss of clientele

Joey the Bachelor, Sexy April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    After Tulane University announced that current freshmen will...

FULLABALOO: Tulane University gives away free tuition, room, board

FULLABALOO: Tulane University gives away free tuition, room, board

Mikael Feetz, Anonymous Foreign Donor April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  Tulane University announced that it will give away free tuition, room and board...

Tulane announced Monday that Erewhon Market, a Los Angeles-based upscale supermarket, will replace Sodexo.

FULLABALOO: Erewhon to replace Sodexo as campus dining vendor

Callie Matcha, has 10k followers on Instagram April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    As the spring semester comes to an end, so does Tulane University’s...

The Tulane mascots have sparked a romantic tryst.

FULLABALOO: Green Wave turns steamy? Tulane mascots discovered making out!

Jean Cultamere, Frenchman April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    Between Tulane’s two aquatic mascots, there are reports of...

FULLABALOO: Rising tides threaten vulnerable Kiwibot populations

FULLABALOO: Rising tides threaten vulnerable Kiwibot populations

Greta Thunburg, KSig Groupie April 3, 2024

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.    The crosswalk between Dixon Hall and the Malkin Sacks Commons,...

Troy Bolton, in a shocking move, has flipped from Cal to Tulane.

FULLABALOO: Troy Bolton flips basketball commitment from Cal to Tulane

Mr. Brightside, Sportsball Editor April 19, 2023

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Highly rated basketball star Troy Bolton has flipped his commitment from...

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