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Highly rated basketball star Troy Bolton has flipped his commitment from...
Juan Ando, The Mummy inside Tulane Stadium
• April 19, 2023
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In just a few seasons, Tulane Green Wave football players will no longer...
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“Someone once said … uhhhh … with a lotta power comes a lotta responsibility....
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In a shocking turn of events, Tulane President Mike Feetz announced...
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Tulane University is introducing a new artificial intelligence...
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After rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, reversed centuries of antisemitism...
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After an unusually high whippit season, involving piñatas, lawn...
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There’s a new exotic animal race in town — well, kind of.
Motivated...
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Lewis Hamilton of Mercedes has won the first New Orleans Grand Prix, held...
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It has been roughly one month since the evacuation of Percival Stern Hall. Following what...
Manny Mudbug, Absolutely Human Reporter
• April 19, 2023
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In a last-minute press conference held at Tulane University’s...
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Vapes come in a variety of colors, shapes, sizes and flavors. For young adults...
