The Tulane Hullabaloo

FULLABALOO | Tour guides want pizza, not payment

FULLABALOO | Tour guides want pizza, not payment

Dabe Garley, Definitely Not A Tour Guide March 25, 2021

On Wednesday of this past week, members of the Green Wave Ambassador program on campus decided to lay down their Britney Spears microphones and take to McAlister Drive with protest signs. The strike...

FULLABALOO | Tulane administration to reopen City Diner

FULLABALOO | Tulane administration to reopen City Diner

Domenic Strecker, No Relation to Mike Strecker March 25, 2021

After much deliberation among the Tulane administration, President Mike Fitts unilaterally decided to move ahead with plans to reopen the student hearth of Tulane, City Diner.  Students were met with...

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FULLABALOO | Tulane alum becomes first white director of Portland anti-racist institute

Apoorva Verghese, White Person March 25, 2021

Angela Saxton, a Tulane alumna, has been named executive director of Portland-based anti-racism organization, Anti-racists Against Racism. Saxton graduated from Tulane in 2016 with a degree in political...

The vibes from future Club Phirby penetrate Tulanes campus.

FULLABALOO | Envisioning Club Phirby

Anita Drynk, Peaked In College March 25, 2021

Tulane University remains a frontrunner in the college party scene across the U.S. Students live and breathe a “work hard, play hard” mentality. With COVID-19 severely hindering Tulane party culture,...

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FULLABALOO | Student Org Spotlight: Gamma Lambda Epsilon Phi

Meredith Abdelnour, Arcade Editor March 25, 2021

If you’re getting deep into your sophomore year and realizing that you haven’t done anything with a student organization besides trying and failing to get boba from the Asian-American Student Union...

FULLABALOO: White Tulane student chooses not to sing N-word in Drake song, ends racism

FULLABALOO: White Tulane student chooses not to sing N-word in Drake song, ends racism

Mulatto Forever, CEO of Bulschitt LLC March 27, 2019

On March 22, 2019, at a “Call of Booty” party in the Theta Kappa Ligma house, the entire course of history changed. For on this day, thus known as the Day We Were Freed From Our Chains, racism was...

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FULLABALOO: Tulane student finds source of New Orleans’ drainage problem

Josheigh Püe, Senior Staff Reporter March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It started...

Gabriel Clark-Clough | Contributing Artist

FULLABALOO: Tulane student discovers she can be bisexual and racist simultaneously

Mulatto Forever, CEO of Bulschitt LLC March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. College...

FULLABALOO: Buying your way into college actually very fun, chill

Cadence Neenan, Very Rich Girl, Duh March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There has been...

FULLABALOO: Tulane researchers make groundbreaking discovery that supports Flat Earth theory

FULLABALOO: Tulane researchers make groundbreaking discovery that supports Flat Earth theory

Reginald Rogers, Senior Staff Reporter March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. A team of...

Daisy Rymer | Sports Layout Editor

FULLABALOO: Men’s basketball makes audacious decision, continues competing

Olivia Henderson, Troy Bolton Expert March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  After...

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FULLABALOO: Tulane bubble pops for first time in history

Ellen Waller April 6, 2018

In a totally unprecedented event, a group of young male Tulane students from Westchester, New York ventured past the borders of campus for the first time since arriving at Tulane. The idea for the trip...

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