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FULLABALOO: White Tulane student chooses not to sing N-word in Drake song, ends racism

FULLABALOO: White Tulane student chooses not to sing N-word in Drake song, ends racism
March 27, 2019

On March 22, 2019, at a “Call of Booty” party in the Theta Kappa Ligma house, the entire course of history changed. For on this day, thus known as the Day We Were Freed From Our Chains, racism was...

FULLABALOO: Tulane student finds source of New Orleans’ drainage problem

Adelaide Basco | Art Director
March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. It started...

FULLABALOO: Tulane student discovers she can be bisexual and racist simultaneously

Gabriel Clark-Clough | Contributing Artist
March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. College...

FULLABALOO: Buying your way into college actually very fun, chill

March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There has been...

FULLABALOO: Tulane researchers make groundbreaking discovery that supports Flat Earth theory

FULLABALOO: Tulane researchers make groundbreaking discovery that supports Flat Earth theory
March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. A team of...

FULLABALOO: Men’s basketball makes audacious decision, continues competing

Daisy Rymer | Sports Layout Editor
March 27, 2019

This article is for The Fullabaloo, The Hullabaloo’s satirical April Fool’s issue. The information and interviews below are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.  After...

FULLABALOO: Tulane bubble pops for first time in history

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April 6, 2018

In a totally unprecedented event, a group of young male Tulane students from Westchester, New York ventured past the borders of campus for the first time since arriving at Tulane. The idea for the trip...

FULLABALOO: RA writes resident up for juuling, student ‘confused’

April 6, 2018

Exhaling his last euphoric cloud of water vapor, Monroe resident Brad Werner watched in dismay as his $34.99 investment was swiftly confiscated by his Resident Advisor. The Tulane resident contract...

FULLABALOO: What’s in our cooler? A guide to frat formal essentials

Daisy Rymer | Natty B Raps
April 4, 2018

It's frat formal season, and that involves an annual exodus to the beach. If you painted your cooler way too late and are scrambling for what to pack, Arcade's got you covered. Here are our essentials...

Fullabaloo: Tulane announces 2018 commencement speaker Rachel Dolezal

Fullabaloo: Tulane announces 2018 commencement speaker Rachel Dolezal
April 4, 2018

Last week, Tulane announced that Rachel Dolezal, notorious for being one of the first transracial leaders of the NAACP, will be the commencement speaker for the Class of 2018. Students across the campus...

FULLABALOO: Tulanians must remember the Loyola Reconquista, brace themselves for future clashes

Photo and editing by Gwen Snyder 
stock images from Creative Commons
April 4, 2018

During finals season of 2017, Freret Street was rocked by a bitter conflict that turned students against each other and filled Tulane Classifieds with rage. As the one-year anniversary of the Loyola Reconquista...

Views: Letter from the Views Editor: Always been here to piss you off

April 4, 2018

Dear Tulane Community, Throughout my four years at Tulane, I have found great pleasure in writing for the Views section. As I honed my writing skills, I worked my way up the ladder to Associate Views...

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